- [Andy, Random, and Jonneh just called AAA to tow their car home.]
Jonneh: There will be two people riding back with the truck.
Random [Entirely sincerely]: But Andrew… What about our luggage!?
- Jim: Okay, I’m finished molesting Andy.
Andy: Why are you molesting me?
Whitney: Why aren’t you sharing?
Andy: I don’t like this train of thought!
- Alex: How did you read that?
Aki: Very carefully.
Alex: That’s how I got that horse into my room. Very carefully. Piece by piece.
Zee: I’m going to go this way because you scare me.
- Attendee: My goal this year is to meet a guy.
Jim: You should meet Random. But you wouldn’t like him much.
- Jim: Remember that time you plowed Andy?
Random: …with my fist?
Jim: With your penis.
- Jim: It’s not bleeding, but it hurts.
Random: That’s me all the time.
- Random: I caught the poor. It sucked.
- Whitney: It’s like a Wii in my hand!
- Jarrod: I threatened to shove fun down her throat.
Kate: That’s Jim’s job. - Kate: It is what it is.
Bayani: What else is it going to be?
Jim: Tautology!
Kate: Sod off, all of you! - Guy: I’m going to take one of these.
Jim: Well, I’m gonna kill you in your sleep!
Guy: You’d better!
Jim: Ah… Well…
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