- Super Dave: How big is your deck?
Marcus: My dick- deck… dick… fuck.
- Ryan: When I broke up with my ex, she punched me in the eye.
Andrea: Well, did you deserve it?
Ryan: Well I slapped her, but that’s like bringing a knife to a gun fight.
- Ryan: I went to Haiti once.
Marcus: Really?
Ryan: Yeah, it shook me to the core.
- Jim: What else is phallic? Let’s see.
- Ryan: If you can be patient and not have Parkinson’s…
Brett: My tattoo artist has Parkinson’s.
Ryan: That’s not good!
- Jim: Why does he have his coat on?
Derek: Because he’s cold.
Jim: Then why did he take off his robe?
Derek: Because he’s stupid too.
- Super Dave: My hindsight is 20/40.
- Super Dave: You’re like a train of thought hobo. You ride the thought rails and jump off at random points.
Marcus: Wouldn’t that make him super focused since he’s in the one car?
Super Dave: You’re like a guy who gets hit by a train.
- Super Dave: I have an aunt who eats Crisco.
Marcus: Can you do that?
Jim: i mean, technically. But then again, you can eat batteries.
- Super Dave: Marcus is all about some penis…
Derek [interrupts]: Yeah he is!
Super Dave: …jokes.
- Derek [Sings]: Is there life on Maaaaaaars?
Jim: Yes. Spiders.
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