Quotes Where We All Learn a Valuable Lesson

By Evil Dr. Reef on May. 14, 2014
  • Jim: I’m just glad we made it back in one piece.
    Whitney: I was just listening to Marcus.
    Marcus: So what did we learn, Whitney?
  • {{Jim: What was the last major blockbuster movie series from France?
    {{GX: Transformers: Vespas.
    {{Jim: Baguette Wars Episode I: The Phantom Croissant.
    {{GX: Some third thing driven primarily by stereotyping.
    {{Jim: The Napoleon of the Rings: The Two Eiffel Towers.
    {{GX: Bumbling Detective: Another One Of Those.
  • {{Jim: Once the Big Zam is mass produced, we’ll put an end to the Federation in no time.
    {{GX: I assume Big Zam’s law is like Big Zam’s love.
    {{GX: Hard and fast.
    {{Jim: Yes! Exactly! Finally, someone who gets it!
  • Super Dave: Guys, my penis floats. I just want to let you know that if I’m drowning, I can grab on and I’m good.
  • Coworker: Jordan, have you ever thought about cutting off your nutsack?
    That Filipino Guy: Once when I thought I had syphilis.

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