- {{Marcus: So, you are marrying a miracle worker. You know that, right?
{{Jim: So I’ve heard!
{{Marcus: That or she is secretly murdering people for their tickets.
{{Jim: That’s sort of like a miracle, right?
{{Marcus: Murder: The Greatest Miracle.
- {{Jim: Well, time for me to join in and help them squeeze some fresh democracy.
{{Marcus: How dare you.
{{Jim: Relax. It’s like Iraq democracy.
{{Marcus: Oh, okay.
- {{GX: My old hard drive will still see sufficient use. This one would be for my Wii U.
{{Jim: Yeah, but that’s like saying, “Oh sure, my wife will still cook and clean for me. My mistress is just there for sexytimes.”
{{GX: No, that’s pretty much what it’s saying.
- {{Jim: Okey dokey. What’s the core question, then?
{{GX: Nothing. I’m arguing with someone in Youtube comments.
{{GX: You know, an effective use of my time.
- {{Jim: Those Ender Pearls aren’t gonna drop themselves.
{{Joe Mack: Well… unless you go to The End and craft iron golems… then it FEELS like they drop themselves.
{{Jim: Nah, that’s just the feeling of genocide .
{{Joe Mack: Meh, it feels pretty similar.
{{Jim: That’s exactly what the white men said when they came to this country! ^_^
{{Joe Mack: Maybe thats what Minecraft is supposed to represent? The white man coming to a new land and stripping it of all of its natural resources and shaping it to that persons will because fuck you that’s why.
NAHHH.
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