- Jim: Six and nine. Ryan’s favorite numbers.
- Marcus: That’s the crazy book, right? Besides Revelations.
Jim: Revelations isn’t THAT crazy.
Marcus: Really?
Jim: Well, no more so than Escape from New York.
- Krysty: You can have as many naked women as you want, but their names can’t start with B or end in Y.
Jim: Well that eliminates Brittney Spears and Billy Mays.
Joe Mack: Two problems. One, he’s dead.
Jim: That’s not a problem.
Joe Mack: Two, he’s a man.
Jim: But he’s dead. You can just pull it off and say he’s a woman.
- {{Jim: Oh, James May is apparently still alive. He just tweeted something.
{{Marcus: Oh cock.
- {{Jim: My wealthy banker voice sounds like I had a stroke in England.
- Krysty: I’m going to have to hurt you in ways you don’t even understand yet.
Jim: I understand every way of being hurt. I fell off a log once.
- {{GX: I only drink one caffinated beverage.
{{Jim: Red Bull?
{{GX: Nope.
{{Jim: Lead Bull?
{{Jim: Dead Bull?
{{GX: Nope
{{GX: You see, you drink Lead Bull, then you follow that with Dead Bull, but not by choice.
{{Jim: Science and chemistry meet again.
- {{Joe Mack: Yeah, but at the same time, you guys would be counting on me to lower your costs…
{{Jim: Your MOM would be counting on you to lower our costs! OOOOH BURN
{{Joe Mack: Oh man, I better get an ice pack for that burn.
- {{Jim: Thanks, Russia! ^_^
{{Marcus: Da.
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