- {{Joe: Unfortunately the second bedroom has the smallest TV in the house, clocking in at a meager 26 inches.
{{Jim: What is this, 1066 AD during the Norman invasion of England!?
{{Joe: What is this? The War of the Roses?!
- {{Jim: I didn’t say it was. I was evoking imagery like any good poet laureate. It’s important at times like this to capture the memories and emotions of the situation. Also, I like to hear myself talk.
- {{Joe: O_O
{{Joe: She will stab me.
{{Joe: Until I am dead.
{{Jim: Hmm, stabbing’s bad enough, but stabbing until you’re DEAD…
- Super Dave: Do a metal face.
Dean: Describe a metal face.
Jim: You know that one guy from GI Joe?
Derek: Get out.
- Dean: You can’t raise this roof cuz we ON it!
- {{Jim: I don’t have to touch his junk, do I?
{{Derek: No. You just have to force him to wear a dress.
{{Jim: That I can do.
- {{GX: GX’s favorite Spiderman villain is Man Spider.
{{GX: The spider who was bitten by a radioactive man.
{{GX: And therefore gained all the powers of a man, such as the ability to not climb walls easily, and a Man-Sense, which should not be described in detail.
- Jim: I always thought it was funny that Blue Eyes White Dragon was Dark Magician’s nemesis when he could beat him every time.
Derek: But Dark Magician is a person and is capable of out of the box thinking.
Jim: Also he could just poke out his eyes with that staff.
Derek: Then he’d be No Eyes White Dragon.
- Marcus: As we know, a drunk Irishman is basically Italian.
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