- {{Joe Mack: Why? There’s no need to really do that… Everyone knows the rules or space-time are meant to be broken.
{{Jim: Not broken. Just bent like a tornado bends a grain silo.
{{Joe Mack: Not… Seeing much difference there… Unless it was like a category 0.5
{{Jim: Hey, if the grain silo is in one piece it’s not broken, even if it’s 4 miles away and crushed like a pop can.
- Whitney: The Chipettes were in this movie as well.
Ryan: There’s some really good hentai of the Chi-
Jim: You didn’t end that sentence nearly early enough.
- {{Jim: Wait. Why is Penn State, literally Pennsylvania State University, holding a meeting in New York City?
{{GX: Because dumbassery’s afoot.
- {{Nerdboy: Thank you. You may now return to your Dr. Who showings or whatever it is you actually do.
{{Jim: I partake in continuous cellular respiration
{{Nerdboy: Yeah, yeah, I could hear your Krebs cycle from miles away.
- Yuki: What should I buy my friends for Christmas?
Jim: You should buy ME some-
Yuki: I can’t afford you.
- {{Jim: 7:15, Yusei?
{{Marcus: Why yes I do, Qwert.
- Jim: You should date Sebastian Vettel.
Marcus: He’s too damn happy.
Jim: That’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard.
- Ryan: People don’t die. They have a gearbox failure.
- Ryan: You’re all either stupid or mean. There is no middle ground with any of you.
- {{GX: Tell Marcus to eff off.
{{GX: XD
{{Jim: Yeah, but you already told me to tell my mom that and that panned out horribly.
{{GX: In my defense, you’re making all the wrong choices.
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