- Jim: Sorry I was so late.
Marcus: I’ll never forgive you.
Jim: You never forgive anyone anyway.
Marcus: …My heart is black. - {{GX: Being very cleanly sliced
{{Jim: Like a hot knife through a cold forearm. - {{GX: Think I should roll this Iron Man viewing night into a double feature?
{{Jim: Totes.
{{GX: I wish it came with a complimentary tote bag.
{{Jim: Well, it WOULD if it was produced by NPR and Iron Man was played by Ira Glass. - {{GX: Happy Mecheaster!
{{GX: The day Jesus’s mobile suit rose from the grave to fight Satan in space.
{{GX: His power link, believed to be fried, lay dormant for three days, suddenly reactivated.
{{GX: Some believe it was through the power of love and faith and friendship and teamwork.
{{GX: Others believe is was their self-repair protocol. - Jim: I’m certainly not going to take anything away from Zechs because he’s the man, but Char is like two men.
- Jim: You and your ear cancer.
Dean: It’s… it’s bad. I can’t hears too goods. - Jim: Hamburgers aren’t named after what’s in them anyway.
Derek: I know.
Jim: I know you know. I just like being pedantic. - Dean: I don’t like that this is what we were like when we were little.
- Whitney: I already put my foot in my mouth. I don’t need it to go all the way down my throat.
- Whitney: you look very uncomfortable right now.
Jim: I AM! - Jim: I was expecting Marcus to do it, but he was too busy insulting me.
Marcus: It’s a full time job, but it’s so rewarding. - Derek: He stole all my wrenches and turned my truck into a convertible.
Dean: You could do this too if you had any wrenches! [Vroom!] - Dean: Being friends with Derek is like being on a chain gang.
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