- Jim: I wonder if buttsex.com is a website.
Marcus: Yeah.
Jim: Oh?
Marcus: Oh, I thought you said ButteSects.com, which is a site that lists all the religious organizations around the town of Butte, Montana.
- Super Dave: Jim’s reasons for things are fun.
Jim: I usually don’t have a reason for more than a few seconds before I say them.
- Marcus: You do get a hard on for conspiracies.
Jim: HAARP makes me hard.
- Dac: I greater than three you.
Derek: I think that’s supposed to be less than three.
Dac: …I suck at math. And love.
- Jim: You’re like the little bits in Lucky Charms that aren’t marshmallows.
- Jim: That’s between me and Chris.
TJ: My groin sensors are tingling.
- Black Paladin: Which means you’re shooting your ass in the foot.
- Ryan: What’s our intended pattern of propagation?
Jim: Well, I only intended on getting two or three people pregnant tonight.
Ryan: Okay, I asked for that.
- {{Jim: You should call your game Settlers of Marctan.
{{Marcus: Fuck you.
{{Jim: Or Marcassonne.
{{Jim: That one’s better with your name, but the pieces aren’t hexagonal. Also you hate me.
- Jim: I’m going to cautiously approach it.
Marcus: I’m going to cautiously deproach it by going away.
- Jim: Marcus, you’re not allowed to know that. You don’t believe in God.
- {{Jim: Also, I stabbed your future children.
{{GX: I hope they deserved it.
{{Jim: Well, one of them was punching kitties, and the other one was running for president on the Green Party.
- Ryan: We need to double team a chick, Marcus.
- Ryan: With you two trying to get me laid and Marcus’s permanent apathy, this will be great!
- Ryan: I’m really excited when Marcus kills me to see how he does it. Like, I hope it’s something I get to see coming and not something lame like, “Oh, my brakes are gone.”
- Jim: I think Marcus just had a grand mal seizure.
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