- Super Dave: Sometimes you say things and I twitch with anger.
Jim: Well that’s a role reversal!
- {{GX: I did not have sex with that Watergate.
- {{GX: I just realized a crucial flaw in what I’m doing right now.
{{Jim: Is this the “breathing vs. breeding” argument again?
{{GX: Worse.
- Marcus: That stupid decision…
Jim: Brought to you by Marcus.
Marcus: Makers of failure.
- {{Marcus: I hate you.
{{Jim: You don’t hate me. You hate the idea of me.
{{Marcus: Both.
- {{GX: Then I’ll point them to China and get marked as a racist too.
{{Jim: Absolutely.
{{Jim: But you are, aren’t you?
{{GX: Well, I’m prejudice against your love of F1.
{{Jim: That’s not a race or a sex.
{{GX: It’s not a sex, but it is a race!
{{GX: *bu-dum-tsh*
- {{Jim: I just hate everyone else instead of myself.
{{GX: If I do something bad, I blame the Knights Templar.
{{Jim: They do tend to bring out the worst in you.
- {{GX: We should sell stuff. Then get sued by Hasbro.
{{GX: Let’s sell hand-crafted wicker baskets.
{{GX: Made out of human plasma.
{{GX: And stem cells.
{{GX: And seething rage.
- {{Whitney: Weird, I’m not usually dyslexic about words.
{{Whitney: Odd.
{{Jim: You must be the other thing, where you flip whole letters around.
{{Whitney: I have no idea what that is. XD
{{GX: Tired?
{{Whitney: Eh, possibly.
{{Jim: Flipfluenza.
{{GX: Influenza?
{{Jim: TexMexya.
{{Jim: The most delicious learning disorder this side of the Rio Grande.
{{Whitney: XDDDDDD
- {{Jim: Maybe some woman plans on leaving her husband to run away with you and you just don’t know it yet.
{{GX: I hope not. She sounded elderly.
{{Jim: Well that’s what you get for playing gin at the old folks home every Saturday evening.
{{GX: No, we were -drinking- gin. We were -playing- rummy.
{{Jim: So basically exactly what I said, but with booze involved.
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