- {{GX: The DX stands for Deluxe.
{{GX: Much like my user name stands for Geluxe. - Dean: It’s not my fault that the president’s name is Adolf Hussein Castro.
- Dean: If you catch an Irish person when he’s drunk enough, he’ll grant you a wish.
Derek: But he’ll regret it in the morning. - Jim: I don’t often think more than seven or eight words ahead of what I’m saying.
Derek: Dean has that problem.
Jim: Nah, he’s like two or three. - Derek: I want to put on Julius Caesar and cast Jim as Julius Caesar.
Marcus: And cast yourself as the entire senate? - {{GX: but how you do you feel about “filthy sex?”
{{Jim: Very warmly. - {{Jim: Well, I was assuming, which makes an ass out of me. But also you, so it works out.
{{GX: Hey, I was an ass long before you started assuming. - Whitney: That’s cocaine.
Jim: I know what cocaine is, Whitney. I only talk about it all the time. - {{GX: And as tonight has revealed.
{{GX: I am a man already on the verge of breaking.
{{GX: So I appreciate your free crack, but I’m still working my way through this meth. - {{GX: And also, how should I put this…
{{Jim: Bluntly and without apology. - {{Jim: I wonder why that keeps happening.
{{GX: Probably something you did to anger God.
{{Jim: Oh god, that list is so huge D:
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