- {{Nux: Happy Second christmas!
{{GX: The day we celebrate when Jesus came out of the uterus again after crawling back in. - Marcus: Is South America white?
Everyone: Ehhhhhhhh… - Jim: Clockhouse? More like…
Jim/Joe Mack: Cockhouse!
Jim: See, Marcus? That’s why you need to make better friends.
Marcus: This is indisputable. - Dean: Back in my day, we had to MAIL pictures of our penises. And it took a week and a half! And they were GLAD when they got it!
- Matt: You’re special.
Dean: That’s what my mom says. And then she starts weeping. - Lord Sigma: Oh my God! I have a plan B! Holy shit!
- Marcus: Every door where the doorknob is dick tall is gonna hit you just so.
- [Krysty pets a baby goat]
Krysty: It would be so easy to snap their necks.
[Krysty smiles]
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