- Super Dave: They stole your car and put a fat chick in it.
Dean: And not even one of the good ones. It was one of the ones that looks like a pillow stuffed in a T-shirt.
- Super Dave: Jim, I want you to know that I hate Dean, like, with all of my being.
Dean: Jim, I want you to know that despite how Dave feels about me, I’m gonna keep right on loving him.
- Jim: There’s nothing worse than a motel bar.
Dean: The drinks are pre-roofied. “Would you like the Knockout Punch?”
- [Derek makes the text on his tablet white on a black background]
Jim: Apparently that’s good for your eyes. It reduces eye strain if your lights are off.
Dean: I could believe that because it’s less bright.
Jim: But I’ve never used it because I’m afraid of change.
Dean: Get out of here, Obama.
Jim: He’s black on a white background.
- Super Dave: I only take my pants off when Jim takes his off.
Jim: I’ve seen your pants off many times when my pants were not off.
- Dean: Hey guys, what’s up?
Derek: We were just making fun of you.
Dean: Well don’t stop on my account.
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