- Joe Mack: If I was white, it’d be America.
- Krysty: I kinda want to do this because I know who I am and I wanna know who other people are.
- Whitney: He can talk for as long as he wants to talk.
Marcus: Unfortunately. - Jim: I’m waiting for you to figure out how long it takes for you to realize that I’m full of shit.
- Dac: I’ve seen his wiener.
Super Dave: No you haven’t.
Dac: How do you know?
Super Dave: Because I…
Dac: Because you haven’t? - Dac: Have you ever noticed that the more people that are in a room, the stupider Dave gets? What is that?
- Jim: Now that Michael Jackson is dead, we all look like him.
- {{Jim: Man, I love sinfully rich people.
{{Jim: People rich enough to buy and sell entire continents. People rich enough to pay for a manned mission to Mars out of pocket and not even realize they were doing it. People rich enough to buy their way into heaven.
{{Marcus: And then demand a refund when the liquor doesn’t come quick enough.
{{Jim: Marcus, please. Jesus’s blood IS liquor. Well, wine. Hmm. Might not be strong enough.
{{Marcus: Novelty sells as well. - Jim: As a Christian, fuck you.
- Krysty: You have to live with her for the rest of your life.
Marcus: That could be very short and very painful. - Jim: Well, Animal Crossing isn’t real life.
Super Dave: What the fuck did you just say about Animal Crossing? - Super Dave: I don’t think I did any of my homework.
Derek: I don’t think you did. - Dean: I murder ONE guy and suddenly that makes me a murderer.
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