- {{Marcus: Help.
{{Jim: I need somebody! Help! Anybody! Help!
{{Marcus: Why do I bother?
{{Jim: Because you know that a mad genius is a genius nonetheless.
{{Marcus: Oh right, I have no other options. Anyway!
- Jim: So how’s that chemical castration thing treating you?
Marcus: The side effects are killing me. They didn’t tell me I’d smell like sulfur for three weeks.
- {{GX: Man, I love my Google Drive.
{{Jim: I love your Google drive too.
{{GX: YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY GOOGLE DRIVE. I SAW HER FIRST. YOU HAVE A FIANCE.
- Derek: Statistics show that one in three people live next door to a child molester.
Dean: Not me. I just live next to two really hot 13 year olds.
- {{Jim: I know you have that random obsession with keeping the dice contained. You’re so random, Random.
{{Marcus: FUCK YOU.
{{Marcus: OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER.
{{Marcus: I PISS ON OUR COLLECTIVE HAPPY MEMORIES!
- {{Marcus: Spoilers: Marussia didn’t win.
{{Marcus: Since they knew they weren’t going to get champagne on the podium, they didn’t put in the effort this race.
{{Marcus: Bless them for their restraint. They know full well if they went at their full potential the notion of competition in F1 would be ruined forever.
{{Jim: I think it’d have been funnier if you had said, “They knew they weren’t going to get champagne on the podium, so they got pre-drunk.”
- Derek: You should make some cocaine and sell it.
Jim: I can’t because I don’t have any cacao leaves or unscrupulousness.
- Jim: The only repressed emotions I have are happiness.
- Jim: I THINK I’m smarter than him. I hope it’s not my hubris.
- {{GX: Beehives were made to be poked. How else could you get the delicious, delicious bees within?
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