- Derek: So I’m the girl part?
Dean: So how are your boobs?
Derek [in a falsetto]: They’re pretty awesome! I like playing with them all the time. - Super Dave: I’ve seen charcoal!
Derek: Are you sure?
Super Dave: I’m lying. - Jim: They aren’t very good Phoenixes.
Marcus: Do they have Phoenix Down’s Syndrome? - Marcus: What’s the magic equivalent of mustard gas?
- Marcus: He kicked the shit out of that guy in the dick.
- Jim: I can’t tell if you’re stupid or cheating.
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