- Marcus: Andrea, are you a vampire?
Ryan: She sucks SOMETHING.
Marcus: That’s not the response I wanted.
- Jim: I don’t know what your problem with centaurs is, you racist.
Derek: They’re taking all my jobs. I don’t know why someone would hire an average Joe when they could hire a guy that has horses for feet.
- Super Dave: Why did you change the song? I thought you were from the Philippines, not the Philistines.
- Dac: It is literally raining cats and dogs right now.
Super Dave: That’s not true.
Derek: Dave, I will literally run you over with the lawnmower.
- Dac: We’re the fucking shit!
Super Dave: Yeah, I remember us being shit.
- Marcus: Whitney. Don’t be distracted right now. Wildfire is about to fail.
- Jordan: Why don’t you ever gain weight?
Jim: I think it’s all part of a mindset. My mindset is that I don’t answer STUPID QUESTIONS!
- Jim: Why did he do that?
Super Dave: Because he came here with an extra chromosome.
- Stripper: Look at my vagina!
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