Quotes of Bitter Spite

By Evil Dr. Reef on May. 3, 2015
  • Jim: Sorry I was so late.
    Marcus: I’ll never forgive you.
    Jim: You never forgive anyone anyway.
    Marcus: …My heart is black.
  • {{GX: Being very cleanly sliced
    {{Jim: Like a hot knife through a cold forearm.
  • {{GX: Think I should roll this Iron Man viewing night into a double feature?
    {{Jim: Totes.
    {{GX: I wish it came with a complimentary tote bag.
    {{Jim: Well, it WOULD if it was produced by NPR and Iron Man was played by Ira Glass.
  • {{GX: Happy Mecheaster!
    {{GX: The day Jesus’s mobile suit rose from the grave to fight Satan in space.
    {{GX: His power link, believed to be fried, lay dormant for three days, suddenly reactivated.
    {{GX: Some believe it was through the power of love and faith and friendship and teamwork.
    {{GX: Others believe is was their self-repair protocol.
  • Jim: I’m certainly not going to take anything away from Zechs because he’s the man, but Char is like two men.
  • Jim: You and your ear cancer.
    Dean: It’s… it’s bad. I can’t hears too goods.
  • Jim: Hamburgers aren’t named after what’s in them anyway.
    Derek: I know.
    Jim: I know you know. I just like being pedantic.
  • Dean: I don’t like that this is what we were like when we were little.
  • Whitney: I already put my foot in my mouth. I don’t need it to go all the way down my throat.
  • Whitney: you look very uncomfortable right now.
    Jim: I AM!
  • Jim: I was expecting Marcus to do it, but he was too busy insulting me.
    Marcus: It’s a full time job, but it’s so rewarding.
  • Derek: He stole all my wrenches and turned my truck into a convertible.
    Dean: You could do this too if you had any wrenches! [Vroom!]
  • Dean: Being friends with Derek is like being on a chain gang.

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