- Whitney: Every single family that lived there after we moved out got divorced.
GX: Did you build the house on an ancient divorce lawyer burial ground?
- Jim: I don’t begrudge you. But you are the worst of us.
Marcus: That was never in dispute.
- Jim: The Jews can take another one for the team, right?
- Jim: Marcus firing the retard gun.
Marcus: Always locked, always loaded.
- {{GX: Reef, I am WATCHING this and I’m still not convinced it exists.
- GX: All I know is that the doctor says I gotta cut all the sugars out or the gov’ment gonna take my leg.
- Jim: We should go to Dick’s.
Marcus: They have my favorite balls there. Man, I love Dick’s balls.
- Jim: Five galactic decks? More like five galactic dicks! Hahahah… how far I’ve fallen.
- Joe Mack: He’s a murderer.
Marcus: No! I’m an opportunist.
- {{GX: Jesus will live in the end.
{{GX: In all their hearts.
{{Jim: Not if all their hearts stop.
{{GX: No, see, he needs their hearts to stop. Otherwise he’s trapped. He needs to escape.
{{Jim: He’s not TRAPPED. He’s squatting.
{{Jim: But since he doesn’t want to have to go back and live with his dad, he doesn’t have much choice but to live in our hearts.
{{GX: Can you blame him? I mean, even I don’t want to take up the family business.
- Brett: I’m such an alcoholic that if you poked my liver, it’d turn into dust.
- Jim: Aaron Burr, wherever you are (probably Hell), I hope you’re happy.
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