- Andrea: Don’t worry, I have a plan.
Ryan: She has a Plandrea.
- Marcus: Okay, Ry Ry.
Ryan: Marcus, I reciprocate your gay undertones.
- Marcus: You can do it, Ryan!
Jim: You think?
Marcus: [Scoff] No.
- Marcus: Six or higher, Ryan! Six or higher!
Joe Mack: You called me Ryan.
Marcus: Shut up, Joe.
Ryan: We are both insulted in equal parts, Joe.
- Super Dave: We could all watch it and not invite Marcus.
Marcus: Just like normal.
- Jim: I’m gonna poison your salad.
Derek: I didn’t order a salad.
Jim: …Somebody in this restaurant who isn’t you is going to die tonight.
Derek: Horray! Win for me!
- Jim: You’re racist.
Marcus: I’m not racist. I’m culturally ignorant.
- Ryan: Jim laughed so it’s okay.
Jim: I didn’t laugh. I wanted to kill you. There’s a difference.
- Jim: Marcus?
Marcus: Yes?
Jim: How are you?
Marcus: Adequate.
Jim: That’s suitable.
Marcus: Excellent.
- Marcus: This is a multi-step plan. Step one: nuke France to the ground.
- Joe Mack: And what do vampires do?
[Joe mimics neck attacks with fingers]
Jim: And they can fly.
Joe Mack: Yeah, some have flying.
Jim: And sometimes they sparkle.
Joe Mack: I’m going to punch you.
Jim: That was the correct response, Joe.
- Ryan: I’m not allowed to be nice.
Marcus: Well, you’re not very good at it.
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